george blagden// highlight of the twitter debate and deep philosophical question
“He played a tree. He was the most awesome tree ever. You could almost see the wind blowing through his leaves.”
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some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg
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We rely upon the poets, the philosophers, and the playwrights to articulate what most of us can only feel, in joy or sorrow. They illuminate the thoughts for which we only grope; they give us the strength and balm we cannot find in ourselves. Whenever I feel my courage wavering, I rush to them. They give me the wisdom of acceptance, the will and resilience to push on.
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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
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| society: | oh you have your period? well you have two options. |
| woman: | okay. |
| society: | you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. |
| woman: | sounds awful. what's my second option. |
| society: | a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. |
| woman: | still seems pretty awful. |
| society: | wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! |
| woman: | well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. |
| society: | HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive. |
| woman: | |
| society: | oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. |
| woman: | |
| society: | |
| woman: | i think i'll go with my third option. |
| society: | |
| woman: | |
| society: | what third option? |
| woman: | i think i'll bleed on everything you love. |
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